Jor's MOVIE REVIEW of the Thing: Returner (2002)

[Joranthalus]

Jolie for me? I'd hate to think,
She's still covered in Thorton stink.
But she'd do me, had she the chance,
Her skull embedded in my pants.

Me for Jolie? sure why not...
She's big and bouncy and almost hot.
Probably once, maybe twice
a grudge fuck only, nothing nice.

[Darkest Angel]

There is nothing wrong with Miss Jolie,
Nothing at all, just look and see:

I would bang her with a patch,
Dive right in her lovely snatch;
I would bang her black and blue,
I would bang her, so would you.

I would take her to a show,
I would bang her in the snow;
Yes, I would bang that Miss Jolie,
I would bang her with great glee.